Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Gold Digger

My husband, I have found, is easily persuaded by the left, no thanks to his brother Mike. Nick seems to like the idea of social welfare programs. So I have decided to see how much he likes having someone else take his money without his say. I am going to get pregnant and have his child. By the time the baby is born, Nick will be out of school and working full time. I will quit my job. I will then fill for divorce and gain sole custody of our child. I will be awarded alimony and child support by the state. I will travel the world and live off of Nick's money. We'll see how much he likes giving away his money. Here's to welfare :)

1 comment:

Unknown said...

good plan Lisa--getting pregnant for money is always the way to go...that's what I did :)